The Weekly Wrap: Greenland Belongs to Us!
\n\nThis week the U.S. finally acquired Greenland, more or less. Take that, nattering NATO nabobs of negativity! The bond market decided that it wasn’t getting enough attention in our age of AI doomerism, so it climbed to the top of Mount Five Percent and then sprouted wings and flew off cackling. The economy, meanwhile, continues to boom, with core capital expenditures recording a double digit gain from a year ago. Even the services sector has joined the party.
\n\nWhen President Donald Trump first started casting his gaze on Greenland, his critics seethed that he had become a madman. “It’s bananas. It’s insane,” Democratic U.S. Representative Jim Himes told CNN.
\n\nTrump’s rationale was easy to understand. “We need Greenland for national security purposes,” Trump said at a press conference way back in January. “I’m talking about protecting the free world. You look at — you don’t even need binoculars — you look outside. You have Chinese ships all over the place. You have Russian ships all over the place. We’re not letting that happen. We’re not letting it happen.”
\n\nBut nobody listened. Stephen Colbert—he used to have a television show, if we recall correctly—accused…
Original source: https://www.breitbart.com/economy/
